Friday, February 4, 2011

Thank you letter

Salutations Jolly Green Giant!
I am writing you so I can thank you for all the wonderfull things you have done for the earth!  It is really cool that you supply people everywhere with such nutritious vegetables.  I have given this more thought than the average person and relize the hardships that you must have endured throughout history.  Your first true siting was, unrecognized by most, in the legend of Odysseus.  He encounters you while trying to sail home from Troy and thinks you are some horrible mosters.  It is understandable that you would lock him up because what if he had gotten out and ruined all your plants.  Clearly Odysseus was in the wrong stopping at your home and i do not blame you for any of the tragic events that occured.  All thoughout history there have been sitings of you and your family just like in this story and normally the people end up hunting your family down and killing them.  I feel for your lose bro...  It is amazing of you to still grow vege's for us even after these unfortunate mishaps and America thanks you

Your's Truely



Peter Wm Beckwith

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