Out of the dark we came, into the…

The dangerous bed a lava.  Something was percuilar about this lava, it was cold. we ventured further out into the volcano but the lava became colder and colder.  When we reached the middle there was a pit falling down what looked like 1000 feet.  Luckily we had our volcano adventure kit which contained a 1000 foot rope and a 500 pound rock, although this bag was excessively heavy it was guarenteed to come in usefull on the label.  We lowed the rope down and fasted it too the rock.  As we began our descent the hole started to reek of girlish purfume.  When we reached the bottom we were shocked to seem a room filled with gorgeous women.  The room had couches TVs and a humungous refridgerator, by the looks of it these girls had lived here for years.  We landed with a thud and they all squealed with excitement.  A trupet played in the background anouncing our arrival. We were complimented for our bravery crossing the lava and our craftyness lowering ourselves into the room. And we all lived in the room forever and ever. The End