Friday, March 4, 2011

What would you do on your last day of life with unlimited resources

First i would climb to the top of the tallest building in St. Paul and throw hundreds of dollars off of the top.  Then i would get a homeless guy off the street and give him a pimp suit complete with top hat, cane, and monocle.  then i would go to a hair cut place and pay a lady with long hair to shave just the top of her head so it was still long in the back.  Then i would go to a buy a new TV and smash it before i even got it to my car which i would have stolen off the lot.  The car would've been  brand new mustang and i would just hop in and hot wire it and drive away.  Then i would buy a crappy used car that was for sale, i would pay the guy twice as much as he was asking for it.  I would bring the car to a construction sight and have then dropped it off the highest crane they had on the site.  Then i would eat lunch and take a nap. when i woke up i would eat at the restaurant at the top of the foshay tower and talk about how when my dad was young this was the tallest building in the city.  Then i would dine and dash cause even though i had the money it was more fun than paying.  I would then right my will and give everything i have to Justin Bieber cause even though he is cool now in 2 years everyone will forget him and he will become cracked out like charlie sheen.  hopefully by giving him my endless amount of resources he will be able to keep himself out of drugs

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