There once was an old man with a rat problem, although this was no ordinary rat problem. These were monsterous rats that would sneak around the house in the middle of the night and eat all of his furniture. The old man did not know what to do, so he stayed up all night following the rats and taking away the furniture before they could eat them. One day the rat was just too fast and he excaped from the old mans watchfull eye. The rat rounded the corner and started to feast on an antique chair. The old man caught up and pull the chair up out of the beasts mouth. This was no problem for the rat he just moved onto the side table. The old man was blind with rage as he swung the chair back down. SPLAT! The rat expoled under the white rug making a horrible ret stain. His grandma had given him that white run right before she died. It was his only remaining item from his grandma, and now it was ruined by this stupid rat. I guess this is proof that might is not right.
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